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Post by Jester=FMJ=|F on Feb 17, 2011 0:06:23 GMT -5
Post Your jokes,riddels,FML's,blonde jokes or other funny things u think are funny.  |
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Post by Jester=FMJ=|F on Feb 17, 2011 0:13:36 GMT -5
Hey guys im sure most of you wil have heard of FML's
just thought i'd start a thread of them
ill kick start this shizzle with a few:
Today, my girlfriend came over to my house.
Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her.
Unfortunately i was wearing basketball shorts so when
i got an erection all she did was bat it back and forth like a cat toy
Today i was studying for one of my finals that i had later
in the week but decided to take a break and play around
with my boyfriend in bed for a couple of hours. We decided
to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until
out of nowhere, i loudly farted in his face.
Today, i was trying to see how far i could get away from the
toilet while pissing. Instead i tripped over backwards and
pissed all over my face
Today, i had the sudden urge to sneeze as i was wiping
my ass. Out of instinct i used my hand to cover my mouth..
i never let go of the toilet paper
Today, as i showered, i sneezed hit my face on the wall
got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed
my head on the wallas i fell, grabbed at the walls to stop
me from fallingand happened to turn off the cold water scorching me..
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